THE MEAN GREENS
Server Hosting
Melt the competition in intense 5v5 toy soldier battles. Host your own The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare server for low-ping, lag-free matches across giant kitchen counters and bathtubs.
Use code NormandinSystems-a-1588 for 20% off!
Why host The Mean Greens with us?
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Low-Latency CombatHigh-tickrate servers ensure your plastic bullets hit exactly where you aim.
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Custom Map RotationsPlay only the modes you want. Easily configure rotations for Bathtub, Foosball, and more.
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480Gbps DDoS ProtectionKeep your competitive 5v5 matches online and safe from targeted attacks.
Premium Hardware for Plastic Warfare
Don't rely on empty public lobbies or peer-to-peer lag. We provide the dedicated infrastructure needed for fast-paced Unreal Engine multiplayer.
NormandinSystems-a-1588 at checkout!Instant Provisioning
No waiting around. The moment your payment clears, your The Mean Greens server is installed, configured, and ready for you and your friends to join.
Global Datacenters
Choose from multiple locations across North America, Europe, and Asia to ensure you get the absolute lowest ping for crisp, responsive shooting.
Complete Config Control
Set up private passwords for clan scrims, dictate exactly which maps load in the rotation, and manage server admins effortlessly via the web interface.
Melt Plastic, Not Servers
The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare brings classic toy soldiers to life in a fast-paced, third-person arena shooter. Battle across massive household environments where everyday objects like unlit matches, pencils, and coffee mugs serve as your cover.
Hosting a private dedicated server is the ultimate way to experience the game. Public lobbies can be unpredictable, but with your own server, you dictate the rules. Want to run an endless 5v5 capture the flag match in the Bathtub? Or host a private tournament for your discord community? A dedicated server gives you the control and stability needed for competitive play.
10 Unique Maps & Modes
Every map features its own unique game mode. Push the objective in a giant foosball table, or capture the flag on a kitchen counter. Control the exact rotation on your server.
Perfect for 5v5 Private Matches
Set a password and invite your friends. Avoid random griefers or empty lobbies by hosting a persistent environment for your group.
Fast-Paced Combat
With zero aim-assist and fast movement, hit registration is everything. A high-performance dedicated server ensures fair, lag-free firefights.
Server Specifications
Absolute Control Over the Toybox
Managing a The Mean Greens server has never been easier. Our partner's custom control panel gives you unprecedented access to your matches. Adjust server settings on the fly, manage player permissions, and customize map rotations without needing to understand complex code.
Live Console
Monitor server health, view real-time chat, and issue admin commands instantly from your browser.
Map Rotations
Force the server to only play your favorite maps like Bathtub, Tabletop, or Kitchen Counter.
Easy Config Edits
Tweak server properties, max players, and set a private password via a user-friendly UI.
Player Management
Kick or ban toxic players, whitelist your friends, and assign admin roles with just a few clicks.
Ready to deploy your toy soldiers?
Click below to be redirected to our exclusive ZAP-Hosting deployment page. Don't forget your voucher!
Admin Resources
Master your server. Everything you need to configure your matches, manage players, and rule the kitchen counter.
Setting Up Map Rotations
Learn how to edit your server configuration string to cycle only through specific maps like Bathtub and Foosball.
Password Protecting Your Server
Keep random public players out of your clan scrims. Discover how to apply a secure password to your lobby instantly.
Using RCON and Admin Commands
A complete list of console commands to kick players, change maps mid-game, and control match timers.
Hosting FAQ
Got questions about running your own toy soldier battles? We've got answers.
How long does setup take?
Setup is completely automated through ZAP-Hosting. Your The Mean Greens server will be online, pre-configured, and ready to play within minutes of your payment clearing.
Can I host private 5v5 matches?
Yes! You can easily set a server password via the control panel to lock out public players, making it perfect for private tournaments or clan scrims with your friends.
How do I change the map rotation?
Map rotations are handled directly in the server config file accessible from your web panel. You can define exactly which maps (and therefore which game modes) load in sequence.
Does the server support in-game VOIP?
Yes, all in-game voice communications are fully supported and routed through the server automatically, so your team can coordinate without needing third-party software.
How do I claim the 20% discount?
Click any of the links on this page to go to the deployment portal. Enter the promo code NormandinSystems-a-1588 at checkout to apply the discount!
Can I switch server locations?
Yes. If you find your players are getting high ping, you can contact ZAP-Hosting support to easily migrate your server instance to a closer global datacenter.